So I think the jist of it is something like this....Stevia is a lot like a bong.
You can buy it no problem, but you just have to fib/conceal your true intent with it. You know how when you go into one of those "alternative" stores to purchase a bong, but you can't call it a bong...you have to make small talk with the clerk and ask to see that 3 foot glass-blown "water pipe" with the grateful dead bear insignia on it, but then proceed to say something like "Wow, this sure is a beautiful water pipe! Great craftsmanship!" To which the clerk will respond "Yes, this water pipe is perfect for all your tobacco and herbal tea-smoking needs." But if you waltz in there and say something like "Shit, I can probably fit a fucking 1/4 ounce of bud in this bong... this would be perfect to bring to the party tonight", you'll be denied the purchase and probably get thrown out while being mocked by the clearly-stoned clerk for assuming that they sell that type of paraphanalia.
So the metaphor is that you can buy stevia no problem, just don't you dare go sweetening anything with it; ya hear?!
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